It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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