So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
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Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
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Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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