The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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