coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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