Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
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She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
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