Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
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