would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
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I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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