But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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