windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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