Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
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I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Enjoy the penises
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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