ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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