these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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