Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
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