So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
That's when you crack a 10am beer
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
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I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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