so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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