I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Welp...herpes.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
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