Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i think i have herpe
just one?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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