Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
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(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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