so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
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It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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