Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
false alarm, still single
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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