We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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