Plan B is the new Plan A
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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