Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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