did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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