Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Oh my god please beg your father to turn the car around so you can possibly get laid by a knight at medieval times.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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