Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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