hell yes lets make some ravioli
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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