i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Everyone says I win the strip club
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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