Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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