So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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