we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
Randomize
