I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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