the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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