Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
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