So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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