Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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