Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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