But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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