he was CRYING into my vagina
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
