He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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