I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
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When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
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So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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