It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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