I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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