i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
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I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.