doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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