There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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