when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
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life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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