You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
it's like iHOP with fire
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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