we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
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Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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