halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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