My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just invented taco cereal.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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