ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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