Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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