awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
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