More tranny stories later!
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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