Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
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If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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