She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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